A one-man show about three misanthropes. At 9pm on Thursday, March 13, 2003, three candidates will square off for the leadership of the only party that counts. Delivering their final addresses to registered voters will be Justice Jack Fanaticus, the middle-aged frat brother and fortunate son from Texarkana; flashy British game show host Guy Barker; and the darkhorse, Gaston Diego, an obscure world-weary raconteur who hails from the Pyrenees mountains. Who will win leadership of the party? That is entirely up to registered voters who must decide upon their new leader after the candidates' addresses. Both the addresses and the vote will be held at The Second City's Tim Sims Playhouse in Toronto, Canada, and will be hosted by news anchor emeritus Franklin Cronk. Anyone may become a registered voter by calling or visiting The Second City Box Office [56 Blue Jays Way, 416-343-0011] and paying a nominal administrative fee of $6+GST. WARNING: THIS SHOW CONTAINS GUNSHOTS AND AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION. Click here to view the demo reel.